Always a Bridesmaid Phone Sex

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Marriage? Yuck! I’ve never been one for sweet ROMANCE and tender touches but for some reason, all of my BIMBO friends are falling in LOVE and getting married. You know what that means right? Kayla Cumsalot turns into Kayla the Bridesmaid.

 

Bring on the ugly dresses that hide my PERFECT body and the horrid makeup that attempts to make the Bride more beautiful than me. Ha, good luck, Honey. We both know your future HUSBAND will watch me walk down the aisle before you. His hungry gaze will eat up my delicious curves no matter how hard you’ve tried to hide them and his heart will stop for a long moment. Panic will set in and his feet will turn ICE COLD.

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Will You Miss Sweet Lovin’ Kayla Cumsalot Phone Sex?

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I’m going on vacation, well actually it’s a stay-cation but there is no better place to ENTERTAIN your family and friends than right here in SIN CITY! There are so many sexy, fun events to attend. All of them outside where CUDDLING up to a man in public is acceptable. Making it so much easier to sneak some dirty time into family time. Now, you know I’m going to miss all of you DIRTY PERVS and the sexy time with my favorite CANDY GIRLS, however, I’ll still be blogging to keep you up to date on all of my naughty, CHRISTMAS STUFFINGS… I mean shenanigans.

From December nineteenth to the twenty-ninth my phone line will be off. I’ll be checking my email and of course posting to Twitter and Instagram to keep you company while I’m busy running amuck.

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Words Turn Me On Phone Sex

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It’s time for GAME NIGHT and I’m so EXCITED! We’ve played this game before but I just love it so much we are going to play again!

The rules are simple. I’ll post a word cloud graphic in chat and you silly PERVS have to guess the ONE word I’ve chosen. The first guy to guess my secret word first will earn a point! After eleven graphics, the man with the most points will win a FREE 15 minute call with any of the DOWN TO FUCK GIRLS who are online during the game.

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Consoling a Friend Phone Sex

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Men can be WICKED. Lying, CHEATING, sneaky creatures that break the tender hearts of the ones they claim to love. I personally try to guard my heart from things that could go awry but my poor, sweet friend Kathy hasn’t been so successful. She was in LOVE! Swooped off her feet by a man who’d already broken another heart. Foolishly, she cut out her beating life force and served it to him on a golden platter. She gave up her life to be his wife and he repaid her by doing the only thing he knows how. He cheated. So where is SWEET Kathy now? Crying her eyes out on my couch.

It hurts me to see a friend in pain! This morning as she tried to drag herself off the couch to get ready for work, I knew just what she needed. A bit of MORNING DELIGHT.

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I wanna play with it Phone Sex

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It makes me ANTSY. When I sit on your lap and it’s so close I can feel it under my plump booty. That FIRM ridge in your pants that digs into my flesh when I wiggle.

You know what I mean. That swollen WALLET in your right pocket. It’s begging for me to pull it out of your pants and use it hard. There’s so much holiday shopping to be done, Daddy and I know you wanna spoil me.

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Movie in the Park Phone Sex

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Last night my community hosted “Movie in the Park.” I didn’t have any other plans so I called up a friend and invited him to come hang out in the DARK PARK with me. We were just about the last people to arrive so we laid our blanket out behind everyone else and sat down.

The grass under the blanket was soft and the night was so clear. The stars were above us and the moon was shining down so brightly. It made me feel like I was in a romantic comedy…or a PORN.

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Which Phone Sex Candy Girl Said it!?

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Join #KaylaCumsalot as she hosts this Saturday’s GAME NIGHT in the FREE sexy chat right here on Phonesexcandy.com!

Play along for a chance to win a FREE 15 minute call with any of our Down-to-fuck girls that are with us during game time!

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Messy Monday PHONE SEX

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You may have heard that November is my birthday month…Why celebrate such a good, little slut on just one day when you could spoil me all month long?

Do you know what I really want for my birthday? I’ll tell you! I love sex toys. I have the biggest collection of toys out of all of my friends. Big one, small ones, glass ones, silicone ones. I have plugs and clamps and things that go SMACK but what I DON’T have is the Wevib.

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Mischief Managed Monday? Phone Sex

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Sleeping all alone in my room is scary! I hate the way the moonlight casts shadows on my walls through the slats of the blinds. It makes my heart race and I can’t think of anything except the MONSTERS that might be hiding under my bed. Just waiting to GRAB ME AND PULL ME UNDER.

I’ve snuck into Mommy and DADDY’s room before, unnoticed but tonight I’m much too afraid for that. I tiptoe over the threshold and make my way to Daddy’s side of the bed. He looks so peaceful, sleeping away as if the monsters don’t exists.

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Buy Me Coffee, Phone Sex

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The line in the coffee shop is long today. Tons of people are packed into the small space, trying to get their fix before scurrying off to work. I’m wearing a tiny, white skirt with a denim jacket over my white tank top, my pumpkin colored scarf is just perfect for fall.

I can feel you standing close behind me. Looking over my shoulder as I scroll through my Twitter account. There’s so much PORN and NAKED pictures of me that fill my feed. I can hear your breathing change and look over my shoulder to smile at you.

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